Banking Policy Changes
1st BANKING ON YOU
00 1/2 Main St.
Morontown, Tx.
Dear loyal banking customer:
We are pleased to notify you that we have made some changes in our banking policies. We believe you will find this new service to be very helpful. Beginning with the first work day of the new year, we will decide which of your bills will be paid.
Statistics show that most people manage their money poorly, so we feel we can help our customers confront this problem. The policy is amazingly simple. Before you make a purchase or write a check to pay a bill, you simply will ask yourself: “Will the bank process the check or authorize the credit card transaction?” Then just watch your bank account balances undergo stunning changes.
In order to provide this service, we will need to supplement our staff with specialists qualified to decide for you whether or not the purchase or payment was necessary or wise. We will deduct 30 cents out of every dollar in your account to provide that valuable service. We predict you will notice significant changes in your account balances and buying habits by the end of the first quarter of the year.
You have this same arrangement with your health insurance provider, so we are certain you will be just as happy with your new arrangement with us.
00 1/2 Main St.
Morontown, Tx.
Dear loyal banking customer:
We are pleased to notify you that we have made some changes in our banking policies. We believe you will find this new service to be very helpful. Beginning with the first work day of the new year, we will decide which of your bills will be paid.
Statistics show that most people manage their money poorly, so we feel we can help our customers confront this problem. The policy is amazingly simple. Before you make a purchase or write a check to pay a bill, you simply will ask yourself: “Will the bank process the check or authorize the credit card transaction?” Then just watch your bank account balances undergo stunning changes.
In order to provide this service, we will need to supplement our staff with specialists qualified to decide for you whether or not the purchase or payment was necessary or wise. We will deduct 30 cents out of every dollar in your account to provide that valuable service. We predict you will notice significant changes in your account balances and buying habits by the end of the first quarter of the year.
You have this same arrangement with your health insurance provider, so we are certain you will be just as happy with your new arrangement with us.
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